Fashionably Late

When you arrive later not because you are late , you show up with style.
You maybe were "doing your makeup" or "dumping an ex" but you are perfectly amazing :3

Person 1: "Goddamnit, she just came here?"

Person 2: "wow she is so pretty,"

Person 3: "she is so fashionably late "
Fashionably late

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late night

a slut you call at 420 AM to suck your dick

"damn its late and im drunk, lets get some latenight"

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late twenties

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.

Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.

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Liquor Late

The act of arriving late to an event because you have been drinking. Similar to being fashionably late except with booze being involved!

Bill: Dude your late, Incubus has already started their set !!!

John: Sorry Bro I am liquor late

Bill: Oh no worries man, did you save some for me?

John: HELL NO !!!

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sherman late

Habitually late/tardy to class and really couldnt care less.

Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Student: Hes seriously ill.
Teacher: Okay. Sherman? Sherman? Sherman?
Student: Heh, Hes just late. Sherman late.

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working late

Basically this is a lie/excuse, it means that a married man or woman will be back late at night doing whatever he/she is doing, such as partying, having sex with another woman/man, doing drugs or just generally having fun with friends after work.

It is a classic example to go out without your wife/husband and have fun

Do not get confused with "its just code for sex", that is bullshit, if a person says that, make him/her look like an idiot.

It was made famous in the film 40 days and 40 nights

matts friend: hey my friend says that nicoles husband works late

matt: so

matts friend: hes working late...... like working a different girl every night

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you late

When you are behind everyone else and it's not a things anymore.

Bro 1 : Dude have you seen this new song called, whip/naenae
Bro 2 :Bro, you late.....

You Late

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