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A pretentious cup of tea from an upscale coffee shop with wooden floors in Bangalore
Nixy doesn't drink chai tea lattes because they give him the shits.
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A shitty, overrated white girl drink that someone named Hannah would drink.
I might go get a pumpkin spice latte, coz I'm such a white girl.
ugh, only someone named Hannah would drink that.
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An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.
First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!
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To be a very large fat black male that grows weed but acts so white that he can't even be gangster
Look at this mocha latte mother fucker, he won't even share a spliff, what a buster.
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When three or four of your male co-workers shoot their extra hot man milk into a pump bottle of creamer at work.
Follow it up by making a fresh cup o' Joe for everyone's favorite boss. Remember, only as many creamer pumps as guys who participated.
When the boss got the "Extra Hot Latte" from the boys at work she slurped it down in record time.
Cleatus: Can I get a Mountain Dew?
Dirty Looking Starbucks Barrista: We don't have Trailer Park Lattes here.
A drink that many white girls drink while in large oversized hoodies,no makeup on and a messy bun in there hair, because they think it gives them a cool fall aesthetic but really it makes them look like fake pieces of shit
Have you seen that girl drinking the pumpkin spice latte? She's so fake
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