Legalized Killing

1.) The act of and having permission to perform an abortion. It allows the murder of an innocent, unborn baby who has not yet had the chance to fully develop and see the light of day.
2.) To take a life in self-defense. It is okay to kill somebody or something if you are being attacked by them.
3.) To inflict fatal casualties (kills and mortal wounding) during a war. In this situation, it may also combine with self-defense.

1.) The unborn child had its very short life put to an end by the teenage mother who was too selfish and unresponsible to take care of it.
2.) The criminal was running onto Jim's lawn with guns drawn, so he blasted him with his 12-gauge.
3.) The Union infantry private participated in firing musket volleys into the attacking Confederates at the Battle of Shiloh.

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iLL-LEGAL

A dope fuckin record label based in So Cal.

Yo, you hear that new iLL-LEGAL artist? That shit is sick.

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legal whore

Label given to an attorney who will do anything for money, whether it be legal, immoral, or unethical.

That attorney Brown slept with his client to pay off the fees he charged her for her divorce representation. He's such a legal whore.

Attorney Doe represented a party against a man who saved her husband from drowning in a lake two summers ago; what a legal whore.

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Legal Rape

; when an attorney hired becomes a greedy backstabber and/ or got paid off under the table by someone else on the opposing party.

Legalized Rape.

Also called; Attorney Rape.

It was really legal rape when she got only a 5,000 dollar settlement after she was hit by a truck with numerous fractures and is now confined for life in a wheel chair.

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street legal

Used to define a computer that is free of warez (retail software or shareware not purchased by the user), other illegal downloaded material (such as music, movies, etc. that were not originally purchased by the user.).

If I had more money, I could get all this cracked software off my computer and make it street legal so I don't have to worry about the RIAA busting down my door.

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legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.

Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

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Legally stupid

Having a gpa of 3.0 or less

Can you believe kaitlyn has a 3.0 gpa? She’s legally stupid!

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