Lego legs

When a girl's calves are so thick that there is no distinction between thigh and calf. Like the legs of a lego person.

"Man, Jessica got fat over the summer!"
"I know, she's got lego legs now."

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Lego dick

Another term for a small penis, often used derogatorily.

"Dylan just sent me nudes and he's literally got a Lego dick.."

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lego elbow

When you spend 5 hours putting together your kids 10 lego sets they got for Christmas and your elbow is sore the next day.

I can't play catch with you today, I have lego elbow.

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Poop Lego

A situation that is clearly very horrible/disgusting and highly unlikely. May give rise to repeated circumstances in which the rare event occurs in more frequent intervals.

Wtf this lego has poop on it, who the fucking hell rubs legos on there shit stained ass and then puts them back in the box?! Good Lord I put my hands all over these! Fucking Poop lego!

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Man Legos

A term used to discribe the sexual connection between two male legos.

Larry and Frank love playing Man Legos.

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Lego Yoda

Legendary.

thefuckisthatgetoutofmygaffyougreencunt.
-Lego Yoda assassin

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lego land

a state that you're in when you get so high off of weed that the world(including yourself) looks like and feels like legos

-four hours worth of smoking- "Dude, Cass..... I just arived in lego land"


"Last night I got so high I went to lego land, I still feel all blocky!"

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