When you gone let me beat girl?

1. Asking a girl when she is going to give it up,

2. When will she let you hit it.
3. When she will have sex with you.

Dude: When you gone let me beat girl?

Girl: When you learn how to ask me like a real man (as she laughs and walks away!)

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yo let me get some of them fuckin _____

Impolite way to ask the standard, "Could have please have _____"

Yo dominos, let me get some of them fuckin kickers.

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let me know how that works out for you

the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.

(online or in text msg, etc)
"I have to go shopping"
'I shop online, you must have tons of time on your hands. it's Christmas and the stores are packed!'
"The traffic here is fine."
'I thought it was snowing there.'
"I have snow tires! duh."
'You know, there are websites that sell things much cheaper.'
"But there is a sale going on at my favorite place!"
'fine. let me know how that works out for you.'

Best way to diffuse (yep, this is trolling!): "U mad?"

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Let me show you my shower curtain...

She wants the D.

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."

Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

dont let me get in my zon

basically means the let the person stop thriving for success and giving up

yo man, stop doing all that extra shit, take a break!

nah man, dont let me get in my zone!!

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Ching ming ling let me get that dilk

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.

Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?

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