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a pick me girl who always shows of to her friend
person 1 : oh i'm one of the boys i don't do my nail
person:oh your a little lila
obsessed with arctic monkeys
oh look its lila she's in love with alex turner
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Lila is the sexiest human known to mankind. But only one very specific Lila. She's the smartest human being and first thought of the lightbulb before that one fool copied her. She created the cellphone and the modern computer. She literally invented the earth, like she gave God the idea to invent earth cuz him and her were close like that. Every other Lila besides the original, the One and Only Lila is an embarrassment to society and is deserving of being castrated for impersonating the original. NOBODY. IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL. The One and Only Lila looks like a God so you'll be able to tell pretty easily who she is. If you come across anyone named Lila who isnt like glowing and shit i would strongly advise you to castrate them cuz otherwise its your weiner/gina on the chopping block
A man walks into his and his girlfriends shared apartment and finds her brutally murdered and lying on the floor. Before he can react, he sighs. "I'm tryna think of a phrase or short expression to properly represent how I feel in this moment but I just can't." Suddenly a bright, glowing deity appears in front of him. "By the way I created the earth and my name is Lila but you shoulda been knew." The man gasps. "Oh my Lila!" he exclaims, both at the bloodied battered corpse on the ground and at the creator of the earth. "Now i have a phrase to use in a situation such as this. I feel satisfied."
Lilas is a really odd funny person, whos silly and cute and kinda weird but everyone likes them.
Lila is the type of girl that is smarter than every boy. she has a sassy side, and good expressions. she is really pretty and kind, but she can also make your life living hell. her revenge is always on point. she takes her time and uses her brain, and waits until you think she's forgotten about it. she loves to do many things and it multi-tasked. she can be any kind of color, but usually not fat or plump. she is also the girl that is willing to talk about boys with her friends, but does not have a crush. she has her own brand of craziness, and her friends are the perfect people for her to hang out with. she comes from a sort of big family, with loving parents and siblings she can fight with and knee in the balls. she cares about her appearance very little, but she still tries sometimes, and attracts heads in the hallway.
"Who's she?"
"That's Lila. she's super smart, funny and cool. You're lucky if you're friends with her."
Lila is always tired but still she is very graceful!!
She looks amazing and she doesn’t realise it. She makes everyone feel happy and she never asks for help.