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My mans Alex is a literal legend
You see that cutie? He’s a literal legend.
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for use when someone actualy shits when they get scared.
you scared the literal shit out of me!
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girl: get the 2-liter
guy: you're a 2-liter.
*all hell breaks loose*
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Pejorative for native Australian.
Dave: On my trip to Australia, there were literal kangaroos running around all over the place! It's crazy!
Skyler: What the hell dude! Not cool!
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Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...
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Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
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Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
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Noun. A member of the infamous National Socialist movement that gained control of Germany in the 1930s to 1940s. Not to be confused with “nazi”, which is what left-leaning minds call everything that makes them uncomfortable.
The Canadian parliament (Trudeau included) praised a literal Nazi the other day, while they took a break from denouncing all the nazis.
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When something is easily understandable and verifiable, and you don't need to explain its meaning, you call it "literally the literallest".
Drinking chocolate milk is literally the literallest. There's nothing you can't understand here.