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(noun) 1. A text message that you have to send to someone after already sending out a mass text.
2. An individual text sent out due to the sender completely forgetting about inviting someone.
3. The "after-thought" text.
"I texted everyone for the party. Crap, I forgot about Bob. I'll have to send him a lone text."
"Did you include everyone in that mass text?" - Jill
"Everyone except Bob, so I had to send him a lone text" - Cool Guy
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Dude: “bro did you see the newest episode of Lone Lobos?”
Other Dude: “of course Lone Lobos” is the best part of the week.
A lonely desperate and needy person who adds their own name to the urban dictionary and clogs up all the options under "vote" section of Urban Dictionary. These lowlifes and attention seeking scumbags usually make things up and exaggerate the truth because they have no friends, no social skills, and need the acceptance of UD to feel adequate.
All these god damn Lone-urbs need to get a life and stop trying to add their name to the dictionary. We're tired of sifting through their wak ass definitions. Everyone knows they're in reality schitzos and weirdos and nobody thinks they're as cool as they themselves do.
When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach
Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!
That is how the lonely peach works.
Means you’ve got no one and if you’re older than 14 and haven’t had a bf or kissed anyone yet. Then you’re FUCKING LONELY and probably always will be with your ten cats and 20 dogs
Man 1: hey man. Isn’t that Carl
Man 2: nah bro. Don’t look at him. He is fucking lonely
that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.
when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.
A gesture similar to the awkward turtle in that it is a hand gesture that conveys the feelings of the one making it. The lonely lama is done by pointing the index and pinky finger upwards while touching the middle and ring finger to the thumb, in the same way that a shadow puppet dog is made.
It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.
Melissa: "I have to go to the bathroom, be back in a minute"
Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.'
Nickie: *lonely llama*
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