When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.
Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!
A self-constructed and coherent philosophy, aesthetic, or way of being in the world. Derives from within and is never articulated, so experts find it difficult to quantify. As a way of life, it is followed without thought. Lonerism is a method of survival above all else. References include Tame Impala’s studio album by the same name.
Dude: I decided to follow a life laid out for me by the tenets of lonerism.
Other dude: Care to explain?
A lady boner. The equivalent of a hard on for a woman. Like an erect penis but as a vagina.
Oh baby, that hot, shirtless, sexy man is giving me a loner!!
A woman who has a lady boner.
I was looking at Reid's beard and it gave me a loner.
a loner is a stoner who has a perpetual boner
you: hey man what is a loner?
barrack obama: lmao, person of the country, you don't know what loner is? you should check on urban dictionary
*you check on urban dictionary*
you: aye sir! now me realizes that loner is a stoner who has perpetual boner
A person who no one likes most likely gay or has something wrong with them
A person who can’t get any cookie and is all alone. And there girlfriend is there hand, yep there fucking HAND. All they do is watch pornhub and listen to sad music
Bro you can’t hang with us your a loner