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These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult
Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)
a sexy hot man that is horny 24/7. likes soccer much more than sleeping. is a whitsican and a “mirrey”. it’s the definition of fuck boy. loves watching netflix and enjoys food. hi is a romantic man and a beast in bed
person 1: omg is that lorenzo diaz??
person 2: there is only one of them
person 1: omg he is so hot
A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!
Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?