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Delicious chocolate with peanuts inside.
The most appropriate use of a blue peanut M&M is to throw it at John Wilson during parties. Never eat a blue peanut M&M, for they contain an unknown substance that may kill you.
"Don't eat the blue peanut M&Ms!"
"I will never eat another blue peanut M&M..."
"The only appropriate usage of blue peanut M&Ms is throwing them at John Wilson."
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M&M stands for Masturbation & Marajuana. As such, this is any activity preceded by using marijuana and masturbating to orgasm in any order or combination.
M&M Insert Act uses:
Tonight, I have an M&M Date with Sam.
I'm going to have an M&M Staff Meeting.
M&M Tacos!
Go home and have an M&M.
Yummy circular chocolate sweets with different colors. Can be considered one of humans kind greatest inventions (with ninjas)
Could I buy 50 packets of m and m’s please
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The Physical representation of A mental Breakdown
Person 1: You put the peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the peeps and the chili pot, and add the M&Ms, you put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste.... bad, I'm gonna eat all this M&M Peep Chili by the way..... and or die trying
Person 2: I see you going through something, so can you teach us ANYTHING in class today
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Carl: N-no thanks I'm stuffed!
Mr. Krabbers: No seriously you should have an M&M they're really good!
Carl: Oh okay
Mr. Krabbers: Good aye?
Carl: So freaking good
You want an M&M?
I can't have one, I'm feeling full
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Yummy circular chocolate sweets with different colors. Can be considered one of humans kind greatest inventions (with ninjas)
Could I buy 50 packets of m and m’s please
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When a user types a specific sequence of letters and symbols
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