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A girl like a queen than anyone she knows. Maide is like a diamond, the sun, dresses, and sunflowers. She is everything pretty, hot and sweet smelling.
Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when really every guy who has met her falls in love.
She is the perfect girl for you. You are the luckiest motherfucker ever if you are dating Maide.
She's like a queen she's so Maide! DAMN
A jiggle maid is a men's bathroom attendant generally found at high-end establishments. They are responsible for attending to male guests' restroom needs. Jiggling is performed when a few drops of urine have not found their way out of your penis. A Jiggle maid jiggles those last drops of urine out for you.
Yo, Jiggle maid! I got a few drops here!
A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot
Oh girl, don’t hang out with him.
He’s a jack of all maids
A domestic servant, tending to every whim and request of her boyfriend or spouse; an inferior being.
You are nothing but a glorified maid.
A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".
I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.
Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid
Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids
The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.
Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..