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Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.
Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?
"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"
This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.
John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon
This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.
I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.
But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"
Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"
When you stay on a piece of cardio equipment far longer than you normally would have to keep someone from turning the TV in from of you to Fox News
"Man, I was on that elliptical trainer for an hour doing s Gym Marathon just so no one would tune the TV onto Fox News."
A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.
“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”