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Ever notice how most of these entries are written by people who don't even know how to SPELL the drug they're using?
Anyways, marijuana is an extremely stupid drug to be using; it kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, makes your eyes bloodshot, and makes you look like a complete idiot while you're walking in slow-mo "appreciating the beauty" of the gum stuck in the cracks in the sidewalks.
If you really want to be in such a state of amazement and philosophy, why not sit down and THINK; use those brain cells instead of killing them off. No brain cells = no judgment. Who cares if you can think of everything while you're high if you don't have enough brain cells to be able to think anything INTELLIGENT?
Sure, sure; alcohol is bad, so is smoking, blah blah. No duh, people have been fighting against those for years as well as your "herb."
Overall, I'd rather be sitting on my porch with a dignified cigarette than "chilin in ma ma's baismint smellin' liek a stabel n takin a trip threw da univurse."
Marijuana smoker: umg im liek so hi i cnt evin tiep lollll. zomg wtf wuz dat? olol it wuz jus mi homie xDDdddd umg so war shud wee hung ot ltr/ u shud tri sum o dis its insain n ino ur mi lttl sista bt u ned 2 expeerins dis stf urly yno///?
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1) A drug containing THC.
2) What high school kids try to pass off as a "hardcore drug"...You aren't a drug addict or a real user if you do the weakest recreational drug out there. Even chronic/dro isn't up to level with cocaine, heroin, crack, LSD, Angeldust etc.
High Schooler - Yo, I'm a druggie, I do marijuana all the time.
John - Dude, weed is a joke compared to real drugs.
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It's a green plant that you can use for...uh...um....what were we talking about again?
Marijuana is all-natural. Then again, so is arsenic and monkey dung.
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A word that apparently brings the viewers of UrbanDictionary.com out to speak their views of marijuana, only to have it littered with spelling mistakes.
Marijuana does just that to people: makes them completely retarded.
Man: lol i liek da pawt itz tha bezt n shyt
Me: what a fucking moron, lay off the marijuana stoner.
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a very stupid excuse for boredom. also another word for coward which are the majority of the people who use this site which will give this definition a thumbs down.
hi i'm a coward i smoke marijuana
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Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana?
You: Marijuana? What's that? Some kind of Mexican cigarette?
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1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.
2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.
3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.
4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."
"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?"
"Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."
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