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The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.
Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?
I'd rather fuck my mom
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Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.
When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.
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The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.
Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!
An anal sex act, largely performed by males and females with strap-ons, that can be completed in three succinct steps.
1. Put it in the back door little cock-eyed ("a little cock-eyed" is usually described as at about an 80 degree angle).
2. Just leave it there for a little while (about 5 minutes is normal, but times up until 10 minutes or even climax have been done before)
3. Pull it out, and then look at the recepient of the act as if it's their fault (yelling optional)
"Hey, Dean. You were so plastered last night that you couldn't even fuck straight." "Yeah, I gave Mary a real Massachusetts Park Job"
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When a ladyfriend performs oral sex whilst chewing gum, and then at the moment the gentleman is about to finish, she bites down on the gum and his dongelberg at the same time.
Jeremy went the way he always wanted to go, he got a Massachusetts Horse Bite from a tramp. May he rest in peace.
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A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.
Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?
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Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.
Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
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