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Some people say masturbation is bad for you but really, it is harmless and in some ways healthy.
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One time I was really fucking horny in the shower for whatever reason. I didn’t have the restraint to just let it go so, I masturbated. I started massaging my clit and rubbing faster. It is wasn’t getting any better till I remembered the vibrator I have. I immediately grabbed it and ran it over my pussy trying to find the clit. I laid down in the bathtub and spread my legs. I held it there as long as I could moaning and screaming in pleasure. Before I could even begin to process the feeling, I was a shaking mess with cum all over my thighs.
I wanted to tell y’all about masturbation but I accidentally wrote about me masturbating. Whoops 😅
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Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.
Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".
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To be thoroughly disturbed during masturbation.
If my door is shut, do not bother me. I do not want to be masturbed.
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hi! every1 knows how to masturbate, but if you don’t.. here is how!
i’m a girl so this is written for girls!
take off your bottoms and undies, and rub small circles around your clit, if you want more, slam your fingers into your vagina. If that isn’t something you like, you can also keep your undies on, grab a pillow, if it has a zipper at the end where you can open the pillow, try putting something hard in there that you can rub your clit against! hope that helped!
if you are horny now, go masturbate! cuz now you know how :)
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When you have nothing else to do and are really bored:)and well you dont have the helping hand of your mate or hid dick or vag..enjoy
tom had to use a bit of his masturbation skills as his girlfriend was too pissed off at him
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1. A long forgotten Karate teacher.
2. Self manipulation of the genitals in order to simulate sexual pleasure
Who the fuck would even consider going elite in the martial arts world if their surname is bate?
Wow, all the fun of sex anywhere, anytime. Might as well masturbate in class, I'm bored.
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