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An individual who cannot afford their own place at the beach so they stay in a "friends" place altough they are uninvited/ unwanted.
Ew... that's a 24 year-old shack mate
A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.
Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”
Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”
Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”
Me: “What is a screw mate?”
Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”
Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”
A smokers chronic call for sex
Dorthy, a hardcore smoker, chronically coughed at her desk all day.- She did so in hopes that another smoker would hear her mating cough, and give her some Dick. However, her non-smoking co-workers mistaken the sounds as a slow death, so they killed her and the coughing stopped.
Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.
man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?
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"Old mate" is an Australian Colloquialism, usually used to refer to someone who you do not know the name of. It is normally used as a substitute for "that guy", "this guy", "his" or "he". The person referred to as "old mate" is normally the subject of ridicule. When you use the term "old mate", the target audience will normally always know who you are talking about, or easily be able to work it out.
Just take a look at old mate's hairy butt-cheeks sticking out of his pants.
Look! Old mate just jumped the queue!
Old mate keeps fucking sticking his hands down his pants and playing with his testicles.
Old mate has fucking smelly breath.
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Term used to describe a fellow prisoner sharing a cell together, or a term for a gay partner
That's my new bunk mate, i am going to make his anus bleed tonight,
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An austrailian greeting between males.
"Good day, mate (friend)"
G'day mate, hopinta me V8 an ell tell ya aaaall about oz.
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