bath mat

Used to keep your feet warm and not for absorbing extra water.

Katie stop getting the bath mat wet from your shower.

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mat mutt

A whoreish, high school aged, small town, female cheerleader that "performs" at the end of wrestling mats during a practice or competition. Typically these females carry extra pounds in anatomically visible places, wear heavy makeup over red facial growths, and chew gum in a repeating mouth-wide-open---mouth-close fashion.

Tammy was the mat mutt captain last year -- before she got pregnant.

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Mat McLaren

A beautiful boy, he stands at 6'2" inches tall. He has dark brown hair and swimmers hips. He plays games with girls hearts, and makes them fall in love. He will hold a girls heart in his hand and not even know it. He's the most amazing boy to walk the Earth, he is intelligent and caring. He sometimes gets involved in things he can't properly handle, but you can't help but fall in love with him.

You shouldn't ever fall in love with a Mat McLaren

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jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.

George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.

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mat tavener

1.the hero for all afro-hairdo's
2.a great hair style

1.my hair is all floppy i'll have to call mat tavener @ 07729815032
2.lion's hair is a dude but it's no mat tavener

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Mas mat

Short for "masturbation material"

- After getting critically erected in puplic, I realized that Britney Spears' new vid was "masturbation material"

or

- Online n00b #1: "check out some of the first episodes of baywatch, just click on the link, it's sweet mas mat, dude."

Online n00b #2: 2thx, I'll check after I've finished facebooking"

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Welcome Mat

A vertical, rectangular patch of facial hair on the chin worn to subtly suggest the wearer's proclivity for performing fellatio.

There were lots of hot dudes at the party, but I zeroed in on the one with the welcome mat.

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