Mom and Dad Maybe

Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.

A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.

EX Mom and Dad Maybe:

Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?

Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.

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maybe next weekend

A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.

Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"

Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"

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maybe some buttsex

The act of considering anal intercourse.

"What should we do, babe?"

"I don't know. Maybe some buttsex."

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Maybe its Maybeline

When you stick your finder in a girls chocolate starfish and wipe it on her eyes for that classic eyeshadow look.

Tom: What's that smell?

John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!

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maybe its maybeline

Girl is giving head and wants guy to cum on her tits. Guy cums on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.

She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her the "maybe its maybeline" instead. She was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.

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maybe next week

Same as "maybe some other time."

"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."

Guy: Would you like to join me for coffee some time?
Girl: Uh sure.... maybe next week.
Guy: Oh, I see.

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Maybe I’ll be Tracer

‘‘Tis is da worsd Team I have Evr Played Wit In Mai LEif
Wen We Fianally get tu da point everyone dies
I understands dat evry now an then a team won’t click
But wen it comes to u I dom’t tink I can sympathize
U SHOULD’VE PICKED MERCY
U SHOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE END E D UP LOOSING AND IT ALL UR FAULT
U SOULD AVE LEARNED HOWW DIS GAEM WORKS
U SOULD AVE BEEN HELPING-
“If u liek Mercy so much, Y DONT U JUZ MARRY HERRR”
You you’re the type dat gets on mike an tries tu lecture meh
You’re teh most useless purson we ave on our team
I’ve naver seen anybodi R@G£ Qu!+ quite as hard as u
Maybe u should go bakc to playing team fortress twoo
“I’M NOT GANNA BE MERCYY

IM NOT GUNNA BE ANI KINDD OF SUPPORT
WE ENDED UP LOOSING AN U GOT ALL MAD
UR TEARS R WAT I LIVE 4”
U SOULD AVE BEEN MERCY
“IM NOT GINNA BE ANI KIND OF SUPPORT”
WE ENDED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears are wat I live 4”
Maybe i’ll Be Tracer
“I’m already Tracer”
Wat about Widow Maker?
“I’m already Widow Maker >:3”
I’ll be Bastion
“NERF Bastion”
You’re right so Winston
“I wonna be Winston”
I guess I’ll be Genji
“Im already Genji”
Den I’ll be McCree
“I already chooz McCree”
I hve an idea
“Watz ur idea”
U SOULD be-
“IM NOT GOINNA BE MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED MERCY
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE ENED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears ar wat I live 4”
“IM NOT GOINA PICK MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND I can write o more words :c

1)make a dick dock video,look up maybe I’ll be tracer and be cringe
2)look up the song no mercy and a whole new word of cancer will be brought to ur mind
3)any abuse to owns body by infuriating bull crap is not on my behalf,and therefore is not my fault if I have a warning so...
4)plz do any at risk

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