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Ketchup and Mayonnaise

When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.

I lost my virginity. We made some ketchup and Mayonnaise

by Superman1981 August 15, 2008

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mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

by Joe November 17, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


batty mayonnaise

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean

"Bway dat sum good batty mayonaisse!!"

by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021


Mayonnaise monkey

Racist slur targeted towards white people.

It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.

Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!

by Kubaj_CZ July 9, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mayonnaise Monkey

The white person's N word

P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"

by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014