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The ability to remember any movie, book or event perfectly, but with more sex.
To many, her pornographic memory seemed like a gift but recollections of family reunions were quite awkward and traumatic.
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After the penis has left the vagina, the folds do not immediately go back to original size. Similar to pressing your hand on a memory foam mattress.
After Tom finished screwing Suzy's memory foam flaps, her hole can be seen into up to a mile away.
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The list of Microwaveable foods in which you have the exact instructions memorized.
Bob: Aw damn i threw away the box for the wings, and it had the instructions on it.
Mark: No problemo bro, ive got em stored in my microwave memory!
Bob: good looks!
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guy1 : do you know her ?
guy2: i dont know ! i have a bad memory
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When your memory of a party derives from photographs of the event rather than the event itself, because you were too fucking drunk to remember any of it.
Yeeeah, well I don't really remember any of Friday night, but I saw all the pictures, so I do have a really good photographic memory!
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One who pulls memory out of a running PC.
nooo robin, you stupid memory moron, don't do that!!! The screen keeps changing colour now!
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A certain girl with huge, amazing boobs. Unfortunatly for her, most guys can't look her in the eye when they talk to her. But she is fucking hot.
Guy: "Give me a hug"
Hot Girl: "kay"
Guy: "Dude look! My zipper made an imprint in her boobs!"
Other Guy: "Dude! That's sick it's like a memory foam bed!"
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