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a word to replace the word 'cool' or 'awesome'.
becoming more popular with the scene/indie crowd in the U.S.
"dude, that shit was fucking metal!"
"damn, did you go to that metal show last night?"
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Hilairously over the top music genre that thinks playing very fast will somehow make quality music. Fans are often very defensive when it comes to this, and will often tell critics to listen to "some REAL metal." This "REAL metal" is in fact some obscure band that has a name like BONES OF DEATH or ETERNAL DYING and sounds like everything else out there.
How to make a metal song:
1) Fast guitars that are heavy on the distortion (unless it's "the slow song")
2) Pounding drums with unncessairly complicated fills
3) Stupid screaming/growling vocals that don't make any sense
4) A stupid title that usually relates to something graphic or violent. Only serves to highlight the fact that the bans is made up of long haired 40-somethings who are acting like they are 12 years old.
Person A: Wow, this whole metal thing sure is a crappy music genre!
Person B: You ignorant cretin, here is some REAL METAL!
Person A:...no, it's still crappy. And for gods sake, have a shower and cut your hair.
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To get metal shoved into your foreskin
Yeah getting metaled is my favorite thing about cbt.
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A genre of music that will make your neck hurt. Metal is also superior to most pop music and rap.
Metal is a great music genre. If you think that metal is just "noise" you are literally subhuman. Go listen to some Slayer or Pantera, faggot!
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A rip off of iron.
There is iron-man, but no metal-man, therefore metal is exponentially lamer than iron.
It is logics.
I like iron waaaay more than stupid metal.
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Quite possibly the biggest load of crap I've ever had the displeasure of having to listen to.
The sheer ear-splitting lameness of metal music could only be derrogated further by it's continued existance.
Metal:
*puts playlist on shuffle*
*5 songs later*...
"What the shitting hell is this...!?!"
*checks playlist*..
"Pantera.. What the FUCK.. GTFO my playlist you SHIT"
*bandages ears*
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1. A genre of music evolved from punk, and has many different styles, from slow and chunky, to fast and light. Metal usually employs distorted guitars, extremely fast double bass, and bass that gives the guitars and/or drums a deeper tone. The vocals in metal can be clean and melodic or growls and screeches. Growling is also known as screaming, and these type of vocals is usually why people think that metal is horrible, and usually stereotype the entire metal genre as "no talent, random playing, horrible screaming nonsense." Metal songs also employs solos, which usually includes immense shredding in guitar solos, and extremely fast playing in drum solos.
2. A type of material, with many different varieties. Usually a good conductor of heat. Metal is very sturdy and used as frames and supports. Also makes the body cars.
1. Avenged Sevenfold, Judas Priest, All That Remains, Metallica, Megadeth, The Devil Wears Prada, and Bullet for my Valentine are all metal bands.
2. Aluminum, copper, iron, and steel are all types of metals.
JOKES: What does the material and genre have in common? There are many different types.
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