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A football program whose best days were in the great depression era. They truly suck in today's time and are guranteed to be shittier with rich rodriguez as coach. They make fun of ohio state fans yet they get their asses beat by them every year by more than 3 touchdowns. Bad colors, lack of talent, and the city ann arbor all equal to a program that recruits and people in general find as crap on a stick.
Billy- The Michigan Wolverines are the winningest program in college football.
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."
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When two women of Michigan decent, engage in the sacred and mysterious act of scissoring, at which point their public hairs become entangled in a knot that not even Harry houdini could not, nor want to unravel.
I know these two special sisters from Ann Arbor who Michigan scissored so hard, their shit got tangled to the point they were considered siamese.
A sexual act in which you and your partner engage in intercourse and then roll down a sand dune, specifically Sleeping Bear Dunes.
Jack and Jill went up the dune and Michigan Alligatored the whole way down.
1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.
2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.
“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”
A small utopia in the thumb of michigan. The only working bussiness is the Colwood Bar which can be recognized with a naked girl in a martini glass on the outter wall. In Colwood the population is 1.5 million, ya 1.5 million! Here in this lost town you will find "Colwoods Finest" This is the most rural ghetto you will ever find.
Dude meet me in Colwood Michigan. Thats where we'll throw it down.
A militia group that believes strongly in the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution and defending citizen's rights from the federal government. Based in Michigan, this group has been view as extreme and even in some cases as a terrorist group.
Nothing really to make an example of, its just a group
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Beautiful City located in scenic northern Michigan. Known as a vacation spot for many with attractions including Lakes Cadillac and Mitchell which are perfect for cruising around on a beautifully crafted award-winning Four Winns speedboat. Caberfae Peaks Ski and Golf Resort is located nearby for those who prefer to ride on some of the steepest slopes in Michigan.
Cadillac High School students are known for having very high ACT scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. Our Cadillac Vikings regularly dominate the Big North Conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. In fact the two teams combined accumulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.
Our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to Cadillac, you'll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.
If there is one complaint about Cadillac it is the aggressive homophobia of our residents. All homosexuals were run out of the town in the early 90's and now make their home in Traverse City to the north.
Just won the Big North Conference Championship, only thing left to do is enjoy this tasty sack of Northern Lights in my Four Winns SL222. Damn I love Cadillac, Michigan
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