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A very small CV that only contains employment history/education history that relates to the job being applied for.
"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".
the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.
"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."
The new celebrity fashion to have a mini artist of their own, that can be wheeled out to perform on stage at weddings, bar mitzvahs and other occasions.
The latest fashion.
I saw Usher's Micro Artist the other day, Justin Beiber.
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Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.
Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"
Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."
A small dip in e-mini S & P futures of 3 to 10 points (a fraction of a percent) that usually leads to a new high of day. Usually shorting a micro-dip results in a loss. Usually, buying a micro-dip results in a profit.
/ES micro-dippers won again! /ES micro-dip in progress...you know what to do! Careful shorting the micro-dip or you may get your head handed to you! If you're not a micro-dipper you're not a winner!
Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices
LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.
When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.
Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.
That was a good little micro wank