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This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.
OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!
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The list of Microwaveable foods in which you have the exact instructions memorized.
Bob: Aw damn i threw away the box for the wings, and it had the instructions on it.
Mark: No problemo bro, ive got em stored in my microwave memory!
Bob: good looks!
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A power nap when you feel like you had 8 hours sleep from a 20 min nap
partied all night had a microwave sleep and went to work
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Where you poop into a condom , warm it in a microwave , then proceed to use it
Dude your pale as a ghost . . . Did you give her the Minnesota microwave
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When you ejaculate in someone else's easy mac and serve it to them. It can often be disgised as a special additive to ones maccaroni and cheese.
"Oh man, tim really ate up that nevada microwave!"
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When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.
“My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave”
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The act of covering an informer with gasoline and piling tires around them to constrict the arms, the fire inside makes bodies unidentifiable. This is a common tactic used by cartels to instill fear amongst drug mules and rivals that have any ideas a stealing or betraying the cartel. Also called Necklacing. One of the most savage and inhumane ways to kill another human being. The person can even be kept alive longer by inserting hoses into the mouth to prevent death by asphyxiation and giving unheated air while burning alive
"seven bodies were found in the mexican desert scorched beyond recognition. The killers piles tires around the deceased to create a mini furnace, the rubber melted to create a vile mess of organic slime. Victims were believed to be alive when fire was started. The latest mexican microwave murders in an escalating drug war."
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