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Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell
"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"
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Getting totaly wasted and drunk the following night out with the lads
Down the pub and you drink till you drop
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Boy: where where you yesterday
Ming Ying : having s** with ur mum
A person who takes great pleasure from sticking their tongue instead a vagina
Julie: Hey Sue, how’s your Dave doing?
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. I’ve stopped wearing knickers to give him quick minge access!
A person who takes great pleasure from sticking their tongue instead a vagina
Julie: Hey Sue, how’s your Dave doing?
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. It’s great!
An attractive young female, dress strategically to expose or highlight her ample cleavage, within a car dealership. Their job is to primarily target the male dominated market, selling additional extras on top of the sale of the vehicle such as paint/fabric protection, tinted windows, gadgets and/or electronic rust protection - usually at a higher price that what is available on the market.
The term is a combination of two words:
"MING" being the original brand of protection products, and
"mole", a derogatory Australian term associated with females of poor social conduct, or questionable sexual promiscuity.
The alternate term is "Wynns Wench" (which is related to the brand WYNN).
Beware the Ming Mole, her low cut top get's her plenty of business but what she's selling isn't worth the price.
The Ming Mole stitched him up real good - he thought he was getting a massive discount but paid the difference in crap he didn't need.
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