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Mocha Snowflake

When she doesn't wipe well enough and leaves a trail of snowflakes on the bed sheets.

Dude you can see on which side of the bed darla slept on! Just follow the Mocha Snowflakes .

by Tina the Trucker November 10, 2016


Mocha Time

30 minutes added on to the current time

Man: be ready at 9:15

Other man: so with Mocha Time that's like 9:45 right

Man: yes

by bing2112 February 8, 2011


Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"

Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)

by sungreymon June 22, 2010


Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.

Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.

by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018


mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.

'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"

by ayylamo February 29, 2016


Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved

Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish

by November 30, 2023


Mocha Glam

Defined by being glammed up almost blackface with brozing powder and foundation.

Wow that girl is Mocha Glam

by Tall Hans April 15, 2020