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A cooking oil used in eastern dishes to add a spiced flavor without using whole, sliced, or dried peppers which can burn.
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Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.
-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."
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Mongolian Swap Donkey
1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
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While a chick is on hands and knees going down on you, reach over and jam a handfull of peppercorns into her ass. Then lift her up, and twist. Not to be confused with the regular Mongolian Peppermill.
Credit to Pigpen for the title.
That tossed salad was a little bland, so I broke out the Reverse Mongolian Peppermill to spice things up.
Pigpen is the master of the Reverse Mongolian Peppermill.
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A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.
Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.
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Similar to the fiery dragon, only, while climaxing, the man holds his partner's nose and whispers, "I have syphilis," in her ear. This causes her to spit his manseed out, creating the Mongolian mustache, after which, he punches her in the face, causing her to appear as if she is breathing fire, like a dragon.
"Dude, my girlfriend was pissing me off before we had sex last night, so I gave her the old Mongolian Fire Dragon."
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the act of taking a fairly large dump in a tube sock. One must let the shit soak in the sock and then it can be used to repeatedly beat someone you very much hate
Evan Broadcock used his Mongolian Wet Hammer beat the hell out of his best friend Max Poon.
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