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Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.
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to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.
i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.
i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
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When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.
Well isn't this just a morning surprise
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morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.
Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?
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When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.
Jose:Why did you not wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood
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when you wake up in the morning and suddenly have the inability to grip anything successfully. this can also occur due to extreme fatigue or uncontrollable laughter. may also occur after having applied lotion to the hands.
"ugh i hate having morning hands, i can never grip my doorknob when i wake up"
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The "morning star" is a title given to Satan in his role as Lucifer. The term was derived from a Biblical passage which identifies a Babylonian god named for that star as having fallen from the throne of heaven for his arrogance. This story was conflated with the story of the fall of Satan and 1/3 of the angels, especially because most pagan gods are considered aspects of Satan in Christianity.
The "morning star" is also a nickname for the planet Venus, which was called Lucifer in Roman astronomy. Its low position in the sky (due to its proximity to the sun) likely gave rise to the myth of it having fallen from heaven. In ancient times, the planet was considered to be the god of the dawn who opened the gates of heaven for the sun to pass through.
The morning star is bright today.
Lucifer was once the bright morning star, but fell from the favour of God.
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