A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.
The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.
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Similar to Hitler's Mustache except his is older and cooler.
Bob: Do you see that guy with the Hitler Moustache?
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.
1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!
Dude 1: He does!
Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
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when some one has jizz running from thier nose and on to their lip simulating a moustache
When she looked at me she had an Arabian Milk Moustache from earlier that night.
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When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache
To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.
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A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.
Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.
John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.
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When a male performs oral sex on a partner with no expectation of getting off himself.
I heard that he only got a raise because he would give his boss a free moustache ride?
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