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the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.
i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.
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Masturbating. A man jerking off.
More funny and less awkward way of saying jerking off.
Hey, stop roping the mule in there. If my door is closed, I'm probably roping the mule.
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A person used by a friend or associate to pass on information, that the user doesn't want to tell to the intended recipients face personally.
Recipient "dude, you're my best friend what did she say?!"
Mule "grrr....She said she really likes you but i'm not allowed to tell you!"
Recipient "grrr, you're emotional mule!"
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Although, seemingly impossible
There are some pregnant mules out there
Why is that significant?
Well, mules aren't supposed to be able to get pregnant.
It's nature's way of saying "This isn't right, so I'm stopping it."
Well, some way or another, there are pregnant mules, alive and breathing, even as you read this..
Be afraid....
Be VERY afraid
"So guess what I found out."
"What?"
"There's a pregnant mule in Wyoming"
*Dramatic silence*
"Pregnant Mules Will Attack You In Your Sleep, Then Take Over The World!!!!!!"
*Runs away screaming*
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The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.
Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.
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When hitting a golf ball you take a huge {divot}(chunk of grass). The huge divot is called a mule pussy.
Mike "Nice shot Ryan."
Ryan "Yea, check out this Mule Pussy!"
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person that works for no recognition.
When i went to disney, i was "pete the mule" carrying all the kids souvenirs.
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