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When someone has to take a dump so they ask a friend to shove some sort of shaft (preferably a golf club or broomstick) up their ass hole so they no longer have the urge to shit.
Me- Hey man, we still have a few more holes until we get to the clubhouse and I really have to shit. Do you mind using my 3 iron to pack my musket?
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!
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A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"
When you stuff hard boiled eggs into a woman’s vagina and then fuck it to pack them in like a musket.
I gave Jennifer a Mississippi Muff Musket last night.
A white-person, dog-whistle term to encourage a set of followers take violent actions against a government while declining to do so yourself to avoid personal criminality or charges of incitement to violence.
On Nov. 9th, if Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket. You in?
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When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.
She was all for it until I got her with the good ol’ Montana musket Diver
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Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.
I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.
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F*cking gun
Hey mon, I'll do you wit my blood clot musket iffen ya don't put somtin down on my forty.
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