flesh mustache

When you flop your dick over a girl's upper lip horizontally giving the appearance that they have a flesh colored mustache.

EmBubba laughed when Jimbo whipped out his pecker and approached her face to give her a flesh mustache.

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spit mustache

blowing a load on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Linda a spit mustache the other night!

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Mohammed Mustache

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, however after the wipe you sprinkle sand on it.

Man you should have been there last night! I gave this girl a mohammed mustache, it was sweet.

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mustache girl

A girl with a mustache. More specifically one who has a mustache and someone named david kam like her.

david kam told me that mustache girl is really hot

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Brown Mustache

After having a shit, use your fingers to wipe. Then use your fingers on someone's face to create a Mustache of shit. Obviously this is best done when the person is asleep. When the person wakes up they will initially have no idea where that nice smell is coming from.

"Let's give Paul a brown mustache while he's asleep"

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mustache girl

girl with a mustache- usually an italian woman

damn his moms gota mustache
your grams got a mustache

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Mexican Mustache

The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.

Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.

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