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musty london

When the boys tag team ya misso and all you can do is watch....

Poor Craig let the work lads give his Mrs the Musty London on the weekend....

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad February 14, 2022


musty mark

This really hot guy but smells like pis quite a lot and is VERRY VERRY attractive and abit musty as you can see

Hey you smell like pis musty mark

by Eddigeh September 12, 2021


musty cheeseburger

When you get on the school bus and it smells so bad you wanna throw up

Dude, it totally smells like musty cheeseburgers in here...

by That_white_gurl1234 May 18, 2016


Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see olhobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021


musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 27, 2022


Musty Musket

The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)

Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!

by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022


Musty Nuggets

A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.

Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022

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