Wheetus Nest

A wheetus nest is a race that includes one person and one person only (Angelina). The wheetus nest has many powers. The actual wheetus nest - that makes them a wheetus nest, is embedded deep inside their chest, preventing any wheetus nest hunters (or penis chests) to take their wheetus nest and impersonate them, taking their powers.

“I am the wheetus nest!”
“we can tell”

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Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

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birds nest

The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.

"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."

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crows nest

When you take a shit in the top tank of the toilet, so everytime they flush more shit comes down.

I totally crows nested the toilets at Burger King.

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Rats Nest

The bundle of wires underneath your computer desk or game console that represents months of negligence. Rats may or may not live inside. Don't even think about attempting to untangle one.

My mouse is tangled in a Rats Nest under my computer desk..how am I supposed to get it out?

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Jew Nest

In Call of Duty during a Team Deathmatch you happen to stumble upon the spawn site, gathering area or random coincidence when there is a large number of enemies from the other team in a pack. This group of enemies is considered to be a Jew nest.

Player 1: Ya I'm going behind the.....HOLY SHIT its a Jew Nest, there everywhere.

Player 2: AAHHHH SHIT, give em hell

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getting on the nest

the Phrase used by most uk squaddies for performing the act of sex and all activities assoiated with sex.

Danny: What you up to tonight?

Stu: having dinner with the missus watching tv and then getting on the nest

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