Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.
Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
Where LOTR was filmed
Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth
A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool
Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)
That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious
New Zealandic party
The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"