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Nickelback; another word for calling something mid, or not that good
"Man this pizza is pretty nickelback."
"That girl is pretty nickelback."
The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:
« Look at this picture. »
What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.
...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.
« Nickelback is trve metal. Haterz are fockin poserz. »
Stuck between a Janney and an Ashley, singing karaoke, bumming menthols, drinking well liquor, and chasing with funfetti cupcakes.
Bro, we totally had ourselves a Nickelback sandwich last night.