Fifty-five

v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.

Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."

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spock a five

v. To turn the image Wilfred Laurier on the Canadian five dollar bill into an image of Spock.

I was feeling down so to cheer myself up I decided to spock a five.

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fo five

A fo five is a .45 caliber handgun. This could be anything from a Colt 1911A1 to a newer Smith and Wesson third generation pistol. A fo five is a pretty big ass bullet, that you don't want no parts of (unless you're not on the recieving end).

That fool ain't stand a chance against that fo five. Left some pretty nasty holes in em.

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High five

Symbol of celebration when something good is said/done. The causes for the call of "HIGH FIVE" can vary from anything as small as finding something cool on the floor to something as big as saving the world from almost certain destruction

dude, look at what i just found on the the floor-a lump of stone...HIGH FIVE

Well captain,we shut down Dr.bigbadmanMC's super massive destruction thing, thus saving the world....HIGH FIVE

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five thousand

(adjective phrase) having the intent to leave a place or situation quickly and promptly; comes from the phrase "I'm outtie" which sounds like "I'm Audi" from which follows "I'm Audi 5000" (as in the car) which eventually became simply "I'm five thousand." See also "outtie" and listen to the outro of "Straight Gangstaism" by the Geto Boys for an example.

"This party was cool, but now I got to go. Peace, I'm five thousand, y'all."

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Air Five

The motion of High-Fiving given by two people from a distance, usually accompanied with the high-fiving sound effect "WOOPISH."

Dude 1: I found $100!
Dude 2: Sweet! Air Five!
Dude 1 & 2: WOOPISH!

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five finger

To steal or rip off. From the slang noun phrase, "Five Finger Discount"

Yo, you Five-fingered a candy bar? What's up with that?

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