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When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.
If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...
When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.
One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"
The painful, though ultimately satisfying, process of removing all extraneous fecal matter from a screenplay in an effort to reduce page count and to inflict less damage on prospective readers.
After his first draft of "Man Goes To Grocery Store" clocked in at 175 pages Timmy realized it was time to look into flushing out his bloated script.
When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up
Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush
Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.
"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."
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the rosy cheeks asians sometimes get due to a slower metabolism of alcohol (ethanol)
susie is from japan and when she has a lot of sake, she sure gets the asian flush
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