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Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 25, 2022


bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong

-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter

by luckyjerk April 20, 2016


couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016


Milky Hitter

A person who fills their bong up with a musky mixture of breast milk and their own semen. The Milky Hitter then proceeds to smoke marijuana out of it, only clearing the hit once the smoke matches the milky whiteness of the bodily fluids within.

“My friend john is what we call a milky hitter, he fills his bong with his wife’s breast milk and busts a wicked load inside of the bong as well. I don’t know how he smokes out of it like that, it’s absurd”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024


leadoff hitter

A guy who doesn’t hit doubles

Gary is their leadoff hitter? Dude must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 9, 2022


Leadoff hitter

A man who never hits doubles

John is their leadoff hitter? He must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 9, 2022


Leadoff hitter

“It can be a few things but in guys terminology when referring to women. Lead off hitter means the best like first choice.”

She collaged 42 screenshots?
That’s a real leadoff hitter thing to do.

by leadoffhitter42 August 5, 2024