The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.
You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter
A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong
-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter
Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.
Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot
A person who fills their bong up with a musky mixture of breast milk and their own semen. The Milky Hitter then proceeds to smoke marijuana out of it, only clearing the hit once the smoke matches the milky whiteness of the bodily fluids within.
“My friend john is what we call a milky hitter, he fills his bong with his wife’s breast milk and busts a wicked load inside of the bong as well. I don’t know how he smokes out of it like that, it’s absurd”
“It can be a few things but in guys terminology when referring to women. Lead off hitter means the best like first choice.”
She collaged 42 screenshots?
That’s a real leadoff hitter thing to do.