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when a couple that hates eachother so much and want to stab eachother in the neck with a steakknife are together. invented by dane cook.
dane cook: i hear the nothing fight in the next isle. i hear mumbles and grumbles.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.
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whispered words into your lover's ear in hopes of arousing sexual stimulation; try whispering a few naughty or suggestive phrases; often it doesnt even matter what you say as long as you say it in a sexy way
As they sat together on the love seat, he whispered sweet-nothings in her ear all night long.
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Used when viewing women's beach volleyball.
When the two Brazilian women volleyball players embraced and fell to the sand after winning a point, Ivan said to Bob, "there's nothing wrong with that".
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something that is indeed, very personal.
we're over.
why?
its not me, it's you... nothing personal?
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-describes a big pile of nonsense
-a piece of crap
-lackluster
Their PowerPoint was a pile of nothing burger as it lacked context and direction
Situation where man caves to a female in every which way and he hasn't actually hit the twissat
Have you hit that yet or are you still nothing whipped? You do any and everything she asked you to do.
when you encounter a misfortune but its insignificant to deter you from your path to success, a delay that you can take.
Bro I failed one subject throughout university, aint nothing.