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While your girlfriend is sleeping, she queefs.
Wow, that was an intense sleepy beaver, it's almost palpable...stings the nostrils.
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A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.
On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.
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A plastic grocery bag filled with Nyquil hug on a stick that a community of vagrants and hobos drink out of to get a good nights rest after a day of panhandling.
Grigsby! Hang and fill up a new sleepy bag, I actually woke up last night when I peed myself and I don't want that happening again.
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A Dried up old vagina, typically under used and over age.
Dorothy had to borrow blanches lube when Stanley couldn't get his dick into her sleepy hollow.
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When you are pretending to sleep next to a girl and she is completely in a deep sleep. You stick your hand down their pants and finger them in their sleep.
Alex: Wow she's actually asleep.
*Gives the Sleepy Finger*
Rosie: hmmm
*Wakes Up*
Rosie: What the **** do you think your doing! Get the **** out now!!
*Kicks in the penis*
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1. when one man jizzes on another mans ass and then eats it untill he gets sleepy.
2. eating jizz off the ass until one gets sleepy.
3. pancakes ordered with jizz instead of syrup, usually resulting in extreme drowsiness, followed by homosexual urges
have u ever ate pancakes at iHop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (Just go and ask for the "Sleepy Pancakes").
sleepy pancakes at ihop go get you some !!
me and my man gave each other sleepy pancakes down in lubbock
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Something Donald Trump calls his political rival Joe Biden to make his supporters think that Biden is mentally incapable of holding office due to his age and his stutter. However, if Joe is president, we will all be able to sleep soundly again.
Trump supporter: Sleepy Joe Biden has dementia
Normal person: No he doesn't, also Ronald Reagan had dementia.
Trump supporter: I - uh- no.... TRUMP 2020
Normal Person: Fucking idiot
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