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When someone decides to stick it to someone, or tell them the truth.
"Man, I can't decide if I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I cheated on her"
"Dude, just unwrap the soap"
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1)Any show that is watched between the hours of 10 am and 2pm that exists so that a woman can sit on a larg sofa, eat yogurt, lemon cookies, and icecream, relax. Typically are in a bad mood close to 3pm when they know the kids are coming home.
2) Any show that airs during the morning, early afternoon hours that is characterized by bad acting, a huge amount of airtime dedicated to crying, and bad lines that would never be said in real life.
' She was on the couch all day today..'
'yeah, it's those damn soap operas'
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When sharing a hotel room with friends, to take the first shower and leave your body hair embedded in the communal bar of soap.
When crashing in Pete's room at the Borgata last Friday, "Gears" took the first shower in the morning and proceeded to ron the soap by failing to remove his nasty pubes from the bar before toweling off and dressing.
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A man who devotes excessive energy to avoiding being judged homosexual, thus unwittingly demonstrating his own insecurity with regard to his sexual orientation. Derived from the device used by (among others) prisoners who do not wish to bend over in the shower.
A: Lee could be a serious competitive swimmer if he didn't insist on swimming in those massive military shorts.
B: That's typical, he's a total soap-on-a-roper.
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When a gay guy goes in for the kill.
Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),
Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?
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the lotion or cleanser that all strippers use, which smells universally the same.
I'll get in trouble with my wife if I come home smelling like perfume, not porn soap.
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