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If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.
“Of course that man isn’t going to leave you. You are his meal ticket!”
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Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket
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A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.
You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)
*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.
used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia
I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.
1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.
1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.
your bus pass that you would use for a whole term of school.
oo where is my ticket to education the bus is coming
shit i lost my ticket to education, no bus journey for me :(
14g of marijuana. Half oz of marijuana.
“When you call the plug say you’re trying to get a halftime ticket before the games over. He’ll know what you’re talking about.”