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This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.
I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.
An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.
When you are wiping your ass and nothing is on the toilet paper when u check
Bro let’s go i just got a no wiper so much less time
The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.
As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.