The Dilly Wipe

When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.

Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.

Moist Wipe

During the act of cunnilingus using your face and mouth region to wipe the excess vaginal discharge from a female, leaving it moist and refreshed

I didn't just eat that pussy it I gave myself a moist wipe.

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Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.

Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.

Insurance Wipe

To prevent an unwanted incident after evacuating the log tunnel, you should always make sure to do one final wipe of your entire anal crevice and surrounding area to ensure that there is no more shit on your ass.

"I've been feeling really dodgy mate, so I did a couple extra insurance wipes just to be sure.."

Pussy wiped

When a male is so wiped on a girl, he becomes a bitch and dose anything and everything she wants.

1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.

2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped

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wipe the floor with

Metaphor;
- To defeat someone easily.

A - "Brazil will still prevail without Neymar".

B - "Germany will wipe the floor with them".

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wipe and type

Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.

It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!

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