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a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet
phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll
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Closely related to the Facebook snob, the Facebook nob is known for:
- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.
"Hey, so I accepted an invite from a classmate even though I didn't know who he was. His status is '...is lost without you', and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms."
"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"
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1. A nickname that can be given to someone who is a complete dickhead.
2.instead of callng someone a nob, you stress the silent k. can also be spelt kay nob"
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A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts
Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones
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Someone who sucks penis or penai in an uncivilised manner hence the guzzling.
"Jack stop gluzzling that nob!"
"Smithy you big fat nob guzzler you!"
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The act of bobbing up and down on a man's quivering member to give pleasure. Used widely in fraternities, this term is made to convey the act of fellatio in a respectively crude manner.
She just finishing giving me a nob bob and I think I will take a nap.
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