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(adj.) Having surrendered all personal tastes and interests to the mediocre world of middle-American reality television, book clubs, and middle class consumerism. Implying someone is lacking any taste or sense of adventure beyond what is recommended on talkshows, women's magazines, and in shopping malls. This term implies: unsexy, dull, ignorant, cracker, middle class, and whitebread / white-bread.
We visited the neighbors and their home was like walking into a Pottery Barn. Man, they were so Oprah normal!
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A normality fascist is an individual who is obsessed with his or her narrow definition of normality. In addition, he or she continually pressures others to conform to that rigid standard of normality. This sort of person tends to spread rumors, bully others, and behave in an anal, killjoy manner.
In 1998, Theresa the normality fascist told me that I was too weird to be liked, even though I had never done anything bad to her. She loved to label other things and people "weird" all the time.
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german slang.
used when u bring something to a very banal level thats acutally awkward / nasty / over the top / unbelievable. just like telling its ordinary in a very special way. if you want to define which kind of normale haerte you are talking about you just put the case in between normale and haerte.
A:"did you see taylor throwing up last night? he messed up the whole toilet!"
B:" yah i saw that. thats nothing unusual. normale haerte."
A: did you hear about those guys selling used stuff for twice the price of the new thing?"
B: "Yeah i did. normale capitalism haerte."
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Commonly seen in manga, anime or games, when you are badass, without having any outstanding or otherwordly habilities like the main protagonists are likely to have
"Jeff, from Earthbound", with his massive damaging bottle rockets and status inflicting machines, is the epithome of a badass normal
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A term used by women during and after treatment for breast cancer, meant to empower them, but having the opposite effect of encouraging them to accept less happiness and reducing their expectancy of reaching goals.
"Hi Jane, how've you been?"
"Getting used to my new normal. I used to waterski every weekend, but now I knit on my porch."
"Great!"
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"51 normal" and associated phrases, like "55" refer to selections from an automated drinks dispenser
A 51 normal is a cappuccino, without sugar, normal strength.
A 55 is a choco-milk
Randeroo: "Get me a 51 normal"
Mullet: "Sure"
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dreams that have normal things ocur in them. Recent studies show that people who have them aren't as cool as Randy.
"Yesterday I had a dream I walked through the park"
"Whoa you have Normal Dreams your clearly not as cool as Randy"
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