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A small town surrounded by corn in none other than everybody's favorite farming state, Indiana. Nothing's quite as it seems in this sleepy little town. The unimaginative reject it and the awesome add their own spin to it's ever changing ways.
It's North Judson, keep up.
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The belief that Sheffield, England is actually the true north pole of the planet, enabling people from Sheffield to call everybody else in the world Southerners (a foul slur indeed).
Me: Newcastle? Filthy Southerner!
Geordie: But we're way more north than you!
Me: You've never heard of Sheffield North, then
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"The North of Ireland" (pronounced, "Tha Nairth af Airland.") Is a name used by Irish Nationalists and Republicans to refer to Northern Ireland. It is so called to attempt to ignore British rule over Northern Ireland and instead refer to it as part of the Republic of Ireland.
Irish Republican: " so Gerry, yer headin up to the North of Ireland the mara?"
Gerry: "Och aye just for the day."
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A suburban city near to Cleveland, Ohio and is surrounded by Westlake to the north, Olmsted Township to the south, Fairview Park and Brook Park to the east, and North Ridgeville to the west. North Olmsted is not as upper-class as neighboring towns like Westlake and is often considered "ghetto". North Olmsted is also home to many people who cannot drive.
"Yo, did you go to The Flats last night and party it up?"
"Naw. I was going to the park in North Olmsted to play volleyball and got hit by some lady with a huge van as I was coming across Lorain Road."
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expensive type of jacket that yuppy young men and women wear as a way to:
1) make a statement that they're rich.
2) keep very warm, since they're good jackets.
I prefer wearing mine for the second reason, but hey, #1 isn't all that bad...
Holy crap! He's wearing a North Face jacket! I have to go touch him and attain wealth!
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-A really good place to live. If you can afford it.
-Close to greatest city in the world.
-A diverse population.
-Smarter, richer, and way more open-minded than South Jersey.
-Way less trashier than South Jersey.
-about .001% of the people are like the retards in "Jersey Shore".
-No one EVER says "Joisey". You will get your assed kick if you try that.
-Doesn't tollerate that much bullshit.
Welcome to North Jersey. We're automatically cooler than you.
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A South-Western town in Nebraska. Widely known for it’s rail-yard, the Bailey Yard. If you live here you either were raised here out in the country and are forced to stay. Seriously, nobody with decent intelligence wants to stay in North Platte. Yet, in some way, people are stuck here. You probably fit into one of these five large-known stereotypes in North Platte. 1. You’re a sporty prep with a lot of friends and we’re born into either a middle class or high class family that can afford most things. 2. You’re a stoner. Pretty common here, majority of people in this fucking town have missing teeth because of their hard ass meth addictions. Your parents either support you in this lifestyle or you’re matching the stereotype here and drifting away from your family’s dreams of being a nurse. Or you grew up in a gang. 3. You’re a weird outcast and find it funny to be loud and obnoxious and probably have hair growing in places it shouldn’t. 4. Your whole personality is based off of tiktok and resulted you into having a cottage core mushroom lesbian phase. 5. You grew up on a family farm and have a mullet and a package of toothpicks in your bag just to suck on during class. Mmm. That nice wooden taste. Reminds me of that deer I killed last month. In result, this town fucking sucks. Never fucking move here unless you want hospitalized depression, or weed.
Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: North Platte.
Person 1: What now?
Person 2: You don’t wanna know.