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Armchair genius

A person, particularly in science academia, who *never* actually does any work, but loves to obnoxiously pontificate during meetings on a wide variety of topics, usually exposing the fact that they have no practical knowledge on any topic whatsoever. When it comes time to publish, they insist that they be included on the author list because they contributed "expertise" and "guidance". They butt into private work conversations, and immediately use the royal "we" to describe what "we" are doing on the project.

Such individuals are invariably total ass kissers to those in charge, which explains how they are often able to progress in academia despite knowing fuck all, and contributing nothing.

"The new graduate student is a total frickin' armchair genius. He's coming down the hall... quick, close the door and pretend we're not here before he tries to pretend he's in charge of the lab project we've been working on for the past five years."

by QuackaMole February 13, 2016


Stable Genius

The horse's ass that thinks they're the smartest horse's ass in the barn..

President Trump is a Stable Genius.

by Gutsrus April 18, 2020


sexual genius

fucking know it all

"Hey Jon that's not how you do that try it like this"

Bill you must be a sexual genius.

by veed88 September 6, 2018


genius AND savvy

Something that is neither genius NOR savvy.

"He tried to invade another country and it ended up tanking his economy and imploding his army. Such a genius AND savvy move, right?"

by JackF18181 March 1, 2022


moronic genius

At first look he/she seems to be a self-defeating individual who struggles with mundane day-to-day decisions and activities counter balanced by frequent brilliant insights and in comparatively more complex situations. the individual is often aware of their inconsistent mental performance, yet resigns herself/himself to it with shrugged shoulders and a crumpled smirk, winking whilst walking away.

Reed, that moronic genius bullshitted a first class trip to China from his boss.

by Cornelius Cob September 27, 2013


barroom genius

Someone who has the gift of bull****. Usually is the one at the bar that pretends to be an expert on a subject after reading one newspaper article on it. Usually is thought of as a "genius" by the surrounding drunks, who don't know any better.

John: Hey, did you hear what Sam had to say on that subject last night at the bar??

Mike: Are you kidding? That idiot is a barroom genius. The only people dazzled by him are the drunk fools that don't know any better.

by GiGi9339 April 26, 2010


Lyrical Genius

Someone who can write lyrics that will make you have a different outlook on life and will make you see god through the lyric in question.

Spiccious:"I eat your bitch like my name is Hannibal."

Person who doesn't know what good music is: "Wow, that line was amazing he is a lyrical genius!"

by ángel March 26, 2018

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